If you've ever gotten governement subsidies while your workers are on food stamps... you might be bourgeoisie
   if 'youve ever complained about paying too much tax on money you got from extracting rent... you might be bourgeoisie
   If someone asks if you own a "Dog" and you ask what stock symbol that is... you might be bourgeoisie
   If you've ever been disappointed that wages are up... you might be bourgeoisie
   If you feel more safe and comfortable when the cops show up... you might be bourgeoisie
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(et au survol de la souris :)
   If you think poor people are poor because they were too stupid to invest is property...you might be bourgeoisie.
   If you think that without entrepreneurs no one would bother to do any work...you might be bourgeoisie.
   If you think "freedom" means having more power to boss around your employees...you might be bourgeoisie.
   If you the person who should get credit for a new technology is the guy who hired people to make it...you might be bourgeoisie.
   If you think the people on welfare are the ones sponging off society...you might be bourgeoisie.
   If you think the "homeless problem" is that if there are too many of them around it lowers property values...you might be bourgeoisie.
   If someone asks you what you do for a living, and you describe your investment portfolio...you might be bourgeoisie.
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   If you wake up everyday and work to make someone else rich, if you are in debt from having to borrow money to pay for an education that makes you more valuable to your boss, if you feel alienated from your pointless job that does nothing beneficial for society, if you feel that life is getting sucked out of you to fulfill someone else's dream, well... then i have bad news for you.
   Yeah the proletariat jokes aren't as funny. And weirdest part is after all that the bourgeoisie hate you and call you "lazy", even if they suck the life out of you. Wich is sort of like a tape worm complaining that you don't spend enough time eating